“Complete oblivion to the game” is the only way we Sox fans are going to make it through the season. But they will be great in two years.

Ummm, that was Harry.

Not a dog hater at all but I also don’t think they are magical beings which many people seem to believe these days.

Unlike their owners.

If I wanted to go to a ball game surrounded by hairy, smelly animals that drool and pee on the floor, I’d go to Wrigley.

No, fuck your dogs, too. If you want to drink near hairy animals that slobber and piss on the floor, go to Wrigley Field.

Specifically, Tootsie Rolls.

“...experiencing significant morbidity”

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But Buddy, this is not useful information at all. We already knew that about the southern Baptist congregation.

Caption for first photo: “Hey, I found your keys!”

Security? You’re lookin’ at him!

Really? The bible is quite ok with rape. As long as it’s kosher rape.

#1: Retroactive vasectomy

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You are one of those deodorant testers that sniff armpits for a living, aren’t you?

That would be North Carolina, not Indiana.

Majority of US-born players are from south and southwest?

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All non-fundie people who attend this game should dress as the opposite sex. It would be glorious.