Maybe the church itself is a better location. Open an OTB in the church. “Our Mare of Perpetual Indigence. All of your misplaced hopes and cash-squandering habits in one convenient location. And if you act now, we’ll give you 10% off your next parlay and 700 years off your term in purgatory! Kids welcome!”

Please put A-Rod, Sosa and Clemens in there before the “etc.” Thank you.

Damn, you beat me to it (see above).

Who the fuck would read this book?

On his pee test? Yes, he did.

From your response alone, fuck it let’s burn the world down and end it.

You’re really focused on the key issues facing us, aren’t you?

It’s not crazy, it’s fucking stupid.

Romero looks like a joker to me.

And then the security guards at the ballpark flipped coins to see who kept his batting gloves.

Now who else could this describe? (Except for the pitcher part.)

#makeAmericaFerentzagain

The inside of Sale’s head is a place that is better avoided.

It was all based on some born-again Jesus-y friendship that Sale had with LaRoche. So yeah, it was weird.

No, they traded him because they are rebuilding and got a great haul of prospects for him. Also his motion could snap his arm off at the elbow any day. But I agree with you that he is a Grade-A dickhead.

I’m a White Sox fan, and while I loved to watch him pitch, I’m glad he is gone. He will reach Schilling-level of chuckleheadedness as he ages.

But at least we never had any corpses to hide.

No it does not taste good. At all. Peel the fresh garlic yourself and get a garlic press.

You don’t need a playlist, all you need is Good Old Rachmaninoff. It isn’t even fair.

You underestimate the signifcance of white sheets to the right.