Fuck Dan!

Angie Dickinson on anything: Police Woman, California avocado ads, The Tonight Show...

Wow. Time to eat crow. This is surprising. I was in elementary school starting in the mid-60's and my older bros told me about when they had to do them in late 50s and maybe at the latest till the early 60's. They did go out with Krushchev—at least in my area near Chicago. I had no idea they were brought back.…

Congratulations on outcunting the Red Sox fans!

“Cover your head survival drills” in the US in the 80's? What the fuck are you talking about? Those were passé by 1965.

Jose Quintana scoffs at all three. This is a spectacular lack of run support.

Maybe you could be a Deadspin editor. You don’t  necessarily need to make a career of it. Just think of it as a pastime.

Some bastard slipped the bad acid into my morning coffee.

Oh, so he’s eight years younger than you. Now I feel sad. WTF?

Go Baylor!

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

I am sure in many “minds” that this would be worse than murder.

The New England Patriots organization plans to remember Aaron before its home opener by asking us to join them, in tribute, heads bowed, for one minute of faint gurgling.

Damn! Not quite in time for Patriots Day!

You mean allegedly killing or alleged person?

Oh and these two if we are counting siblings by adoption.

C’mon Drew, you coulda been somebody.

I think “mouth on” would be the more accurate term in Boston Catholic schools.

So, just so we all know, are you being “satirical” now or satirical?

Absolutely. I just watched The Revenant a few hours before posting. Timely as all fuck.