Also, (pushes up glasses) the next book isn’t an adventure, it’s just a content supplement with DM and player options. There’s no adventure in it.

I’m pretty sure the very person who designed Pikachu just said it was a squirrel.

I love this...

Awkwafina’s wig needs to be thrown somewhere, otherwise I am here for this.

Yo - it is COLOMBIA. Not Columbia. That happens frequently on this site and there’s honestly no excuse for it.

I *know* stainless isn’t usually magnetic (my dishwasher is also stainless, but magnetic, so that’s interesting). I didn’t choose or buy these appliances and I reserve the right to complain about them as hard and as often as I like. Apparently there is or was a way I could get a new facade for the front of this fridge…

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Elon Musk, and Ben Carson each embody the problems of having only a science background with no wider knowledge of the liberal arts as well as the fallacy of being smart in one thing gives your opinion and views weight in all topics.

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.

Hey you,

and now, to check the queue for a bunch of throwbacks from the edition wars bitching about pathfinder as being too complex.

Yup. Found them. Listen guys, it’s over. Just play the game you want to play. If you want D&D 5th, play it. If you want Pathfinder, play that. If you want Numenera, or WoD, or Shadowrun, or…

...huh. That sandwich sounds... I dunno, not like good necessarily, but I really, really want to try one now.

“Clarissa Explains How Christians Are Apparently Persecuted in America”

Melissa Joan Hart went right wing apologist after taking in her coins, so she, like Candace Cameron Whatserface gets no support from me.

I loved Clarissa but was never a big fan of Melissa Joan Hart. Let’s reboot it but without her.

Ah Melissa Joan Hart, my very favorite psychotically Christian teenage witch.

How DARE they taint the sanctity of fucking Twitch... fucking TWITCH... with their whoring!

The most intellectually dishonest and bullshit thing about it all to me is this: it’s men who are trying to shame women into their place and hold power over them. However, it’s also the same men who complain that women in video games “aren’t sexy anymore” and “PC police and SJWs are ruining video games”.

Basically, the girls are making these man-babies horny (simply by existing) and the man-babies are harassing them for it

I do not understand the boob backlash.