fuck off

Empowered with the knowledge I’ve gained in this article, I have decided that the job opportunity you have offered is just not the right decision for me at this time.

Eh, depends. If everyone else is sitting and you’re standing, or vice Versace Versace Versace, then you’re at fault.

never have I encountered a pursuit of orgasm that seems so completely exhausting as this.

I’m pretty sure that Snapchat as the choice for go-to marketing and PR platform is sure sign that they’re in over their heads.

full statement on snapchat

I like that when anytime someone uses SJW in a derogatory manor, you know right off the bat what kind of person they are and can ignore everything else they say about whatever it is they’re bitching about.

Donald Trump - Not even as smart as Andy Dwyer

Oh, so close to want I really want

I’m ready!!

Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

“It was an actual cart with wheels on it that you pushed around a store.”

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

What were you best at when you were 14?

Why did you un-grey this????

Your comment suggests that we have not come that far at all.

YOU CAN GET A LISA FRANK VISA CARD

Ok it has been 13 months since I worked in Columbus Circle, but where the hell did that grass come from? That is not real grass. I stared at that ugly ass circle for 3 years from my office and it doesn’t look like that.