never have I encountered a pursuit of orgasm that seems so completely exhausting as this.

I’m pretty sure that Snapchat as the choice for go-to marketing and PR platform is sure sign that they’re in over their heads.

full statement on snapchat

I like that when anytime someone uses SJW in a derogatory manor, you know right off the bat what kind of person they are and can ignore everything else they say about whatever it is they’re bitching about.

Donald Trump - Not even as smart as Andy Dwyer

Oh, so close to want I really want

I’m ready!!

Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

“It was an actual cart with wheels on it that you pushed around a store.”

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

What were you best at when you were 14?

Why did you un-grey this????

Your comment suggests that we have not come that far at all.

YOU CAN GET A LISA FRANK VISA CARD

Ok it has been 13 months since I worked in Columbus Circle, but where the hell did that grass come from? That is not real grass. I stared at that ugly ass circle for 3 years from my office and it doesn’t look like that.

tfw you see an indie game released on Steam that isn’t in Early Access.

Video quality? Sure. Aesthetic and other quality factors, no. Nooooo.

So they’re all cosplaying as Seven of Nine?

Oh that song hit me DIRECTLY in the feels. My dad didn’t leave when I was 6, but he is an alcoholic and addict and we have been estranged for many years, and last time he got in touch was right after I got my second degree. My husband also restored my faith in men and even though we’re not having kids I know he’d be a…