He's the weakest link!

A lot of jiggery pokery on Macy's part.

Warning: This music may inspire hip wiggling.

Man oh man do we need an origins story for Kong. Why is he so angry? Why is he a sucker for a pretty face? The emotional depth of this character is never ending.

I should probably stop taking medical advice from him.

In addition to the usual credit card/ID/insurance info, there appears to be a ticket stub from seeing the movie Wild.

Happy Birthday to America Shuffle

I've lost track of who has the rights to this franchise.

I'd love to see a terminator fight a dinosaur.

Thanks, Skynet.

This is an actual quote: "Somehow, this all kind of, sort of works. Barely."

Remember in "Lisa's Wedding" how Lisa's fiance is terrified that Homer will say something embarrassing to his parents, and then he's relieved that Homer just mentions Octopussy? That's my reaction to pretty much every blockbuster that isn't horrible.

Most positive reviews for this seem to be falling into the camp of, "Well, it could have been worse."

*James Woods pouts*

Do you throw bowling balls at killer bees, like in the NES game?

"It's your cousin, Marvin Zemeckis. You know that legal advice you were looking for regarding ownership of your intellectual property? Well, listen to this!"

It had some funny moments, but even back in 2009 the man-child archetype was wearing thin.

Throw in Road Trip to that mix and you've got a stew of movies that are only funny between the ages of 18 and 22.

It makes sense. They encourage people to get crunked and then make a ton of money off of abortions for the unwanted pregnancies from said crunking. #Huckabee2016

I'm guessing Planned Parenthood doesn't actually sanction "get[ting] crunked."