You're browsing Gawker. Horrible stories is all they post.

You're willfully misunderstanding the reaction you're getting. There have been many, many posts here lambasting the NFL and the sports commentators that support it, and it should be fairly obvious that most of the readership here agrees with that perspective.

How much or how little they care now isn't the issue. They hamstrung themselves when they gave him a slap on the wrist the first time. It does serve to remind us how little they cared back then.

Not really. This just proves that Goodell is a fucking idiot.

I had some eggs. It went pretty well, all things considered.

In elementary school I was rough housing with a friend and I apparently hurt him and his retaliation was a straight nut shot with his fist.

All the numbers I've seen have shown that the exposed part of the clitoris has more than twice the nerve endings of the penis. I don't remember seeing any numbers for the scrotum, but don't count the clitoris out.

This is the probably the most intelligent, nuanced and well thought out explanation about how to and when it's appropriate to kick a guys in the balls.

Also: whatever else you do, be quick and decisive, do your damage, and then get the fuck out of there.

Good - I'm thirsty for MRA tears

I'll tell you how painful and debilitating a nut shot is: This article made my nuts hurt a little, and I refuse to watch any of your clips.

It also, so the rumor goes, hurts like holy hell.

nah, he cut off some people pretty badly. I mean, I drive "downtown style" a lot, but he was cutting it way too close a bunch of times.

I hope you get caught before you hurt someone

Yeah, flying past traffic, not using his signals, etc. Nothing "too" crazy.

I'll bet she's now happy with her life choices.

Good thing Canada doesn't have extradition agreements with America.

Afroduck fled to Canada thereafter, leaving his pregnant wife behind.