Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Sid could be the most feared character, but how could he possibly be more hated than this guy? Sid was a kid who destroyed his toys (that he didn't know were sentient). This guy was evil and stole a little boy's toy/family heirloom! Way more hateworthy.

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

NO. That is clearly NOT Paul Rudd.

I think the Olsens are doing better than fine, they just aren't acting anymore. They're well received in fashion, though. And by much older millionaires.

i wouldnt say this particular case damaged the credibility since the money DID actual go towards something constructive and it wasnt just someone looking to make off with everyones money giving nothing in return

I love that such a silly joke snowballed into such a big thing. I know there's a lot of humorless gits out there who will harrumph about how this damages the credibility of Kickstarter and all, but it's nice to know that the world has a sense of humor.