The second one in line does not appear to be eating her Wheaties.

At least they were born before the birth of modern reality TV! just think, first there would have been the "Keeping up with the Quints" and then they would have all be on "The Bachelorette" at the same time! talk about terrifying...

Don't forget about identical Richters!

Literally in the past, in fact.

Well, I'm 51—having no kids and for sure as hell ain't doing the deeply ghoulish and delusional thing of shacking up with some younger woman just have my decrepit, wrinkly, flabby old sperm possibly have a chance making a kid free of genetic defects—so this might appeal to me.

I feel like I'm going to live longer because I don't have children.

There is a glorious sci-fi novel in there somewhere.

How about if you're emotionally castrated? Does that count?

I have a co worker who has breakfast cooked by his live in girlfriend, they take pics of the breakfast, pics of each other, then post about said breakfast...THEN...THEN the other person will comment on the picture saying how great the breakfast was and how much they love the other one..THEN the other one will like it…

The train wrecks don't know I'm friends with them solely because they're train wrecks and I can't take my eyes off the carnage.

For 95% of my contacts I would say they are painting a picture of themselves through posts and pictures. I really should delete my account, it's definitely not "social", it's promoting superficiality.

They'll be divorced in a year

You are worse than Hitler and Stalin combined.

bill collectors are known for their creativity & humor. serious or ironic?

I prefer to live vicariously through Kinja comments.

So bill collectors really have no shame or moral/ethics... Interesting. Next time one calls me I am going to ask for his/her name and go find them on facebook and start commenting on their facebook posts. That will be fun!

This rage feeling you speak of is how the whole of Facebook made/makes me feel, so thats why I got rid of it. I would sit there almost wanting to put my fist through the screen, so it was clearly time.

Let's get "quasi deep" while being sleepy.

Facebook is narcissistic, but so is posting on forums such as this, as someone who grew up with computers, the sheer amount of people who develop themselves an online following baffle me, as by contacting more people I feel that they are somehow distancing themselves from…

I think we have the same friend. I am seriously considering just defriending him...the pictures are revolting! They do this selfie thing where he puts on the "so serious" look and she makes her eyes really big and peeps over his shoulder. Vomit...

I know a guy who regularly posts these horrible pics of him and his fiance. He always has this ridiculous "so serious" look on his face and she's ALWAYS puckering wildly toward the camera like an escaped mental patient. And the captions..."I can't WAIT to begin a new family with you!"..."I love you baby doll!"..."I am…