I agree that they should be paid, but calling them professional athletes in the same vain as the players they're cheering for is...short-sighted

......just a totally hypothetical scenario.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

The world would be quite different if 20 minutes watching Youtube could actually change your life.

Blargh.

Diddling children: forgivable with coverup.

I wonder if the Church chastised the first bishop who preached from one of those new-fangled horseless carriages.

Hoverboard in the Catholic Church? Suspended!

He just took the phrase “holy roller” a bit too literally is all.

Buddhist hell, so you can atone for one thousand years. Then you’ll come back.

Meh. Funny stuff. Stuffy church.

He is not really hovering, he is more of Segwaying

Hoverboarding is also really hard and if you’re over 30 and can do it without injuring yourself or others, you probably are a saint and should be honored thusly.

Yeah- the worst pieces of shit I’ve seen about fat-shaming have always struggled with weight/attractiveness issues themselves, and they’re usually insulting someone more attractive than them (which makes them mad, because even someone “flawed” is more attractive and confident and happy than they are!).

Hell, even with better things to do or pressing things to do, there are still preferable Wikipedia holes for me to sink into.

Seriously!

Who the hell makes time to put this together? I have a ton of shows and books to get caught up on plus my creative stuff. There are way better uses of time.