Never, ever get a Sicilian wet.

There’s no such thing as a bad time to mock religion.

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

I know! He was so calm and matter-of-fact on the phone, I would swear that he was trolling.

She’s sending the station a Sicilian message:

Kerry Packer sleeps with the fishes

Look...everyone knows not to mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Yeah! I was all in on him trolling the local news! Dude was legit? What!?

Sicilian’s don’t get into trees and they sure as hell don’t drive when it’s flooding. They do send their husband out to get milk when it’s flooding.

If I was stuck in a tree, I’d take one guy with a boat over 10,000 people praying for me.

I was praying he would stay up in the tree :(

Ya, it was’t his training, the luck of the tree, his strength and coordination, GPS technology, LTE technology, EMS workers, of the power of flight that saved him.

His wife is Cecilia. He sent the video to her and she sent it in to the news station. The reporters thought that the husband and wife were together and he says “my wife is Cecilia, she’s at home.” The whole flippin situation is crazy.

Tree life might be better than home life?

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

Praying does not work..... Someone taking action helped that guy out.

I am guessing it was the rescue crews that got him out of the tree.

Well, tree has now a little fully furnished (tree)house with porch and fireplase. Also, some of it is has perished in the fireplace. And in construction..

Calm.

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.