Greatest impression of a politician since Dana Carvey (sorry, Tina Fey.)

Larry David always plays Larry David. That’s what makes it fucking hilarious.

This was pretty, pretty, good.

He even broke out a “what is the deal with..”

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

I’m a straight white mostly conservative male, and even I want to spoon the guy.

I too have a confusing sort of crush on him.

I don’t know if I find him attractive, per se, but there is something very...I dunno, charismatic?...about him. He’s not particularly good looking, but when he speaks, he’s electrifying.

I mean, COME ON.

Sure, whatever. A crotchety old Socialist Jew from Vermont who spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union is totally going to elected in these here United States. Good luck with that.

Shut the fuck up with that broken-record bullshit already.

YES. maybe we should start a support group for people in love with Bernie because, seriously, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

You guys... I think I’m in love with Bernie. I DGAF who knows it anymore!

No, seriously, I am in love with Bernie Sanders. I want to eat his goddamned face off. HEY BERNIE, NETFLIX AND INCOME INEQUALITY?

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Bernie has always been of that age.

He’s everything I want in a President. If he does not get the nomination I am issuing an empty threat to move to Nova Scotia.

That was my whole issue with the ASL ice bucket challenge. If you DIDN’T donate money, you were supposed to do the ice bucket challenge. And yet, errbody was posting videos of themselves getting doused in ice water. Why publicize the fact that you didn’t donate money?

Look, I drank my Coke through a pink straw today. I’ve done my part. How much am I supposed to give? Side note: I’m really glad the black dot didn’t hit the merchandising phase of awareness.