Yes, of course. That has to be the only reason.

You’re not handsome enough to make it work.

You’re not good looking enough to pull it off :(

I came here to say: is taking ur shoes off once seated a thing??? Cuz I was having a conversation with some friends and a couple of them were all “hell yeah we take our shoes off on the airplane” as if it were completely normal. I was visibly grossed out-could not hide my absolute disgust. These are usually polite,…

Mine’s foot-related too. Several years ago, I was sent to 3 or 4 different Asian cities for work, an assignment that would take a relatively whirlwind 7 days. I was exhausted and on the last leg of my trip, flying coach from Beijing to LA. After the usual pre-flight gauntlet of horrors, I was finally in my window…

SOMEONE DID THAT AT THE MOVIE THEATER I WAS IN THE OTHER DAY

I hate wearing shoes for long periods, especially on flights but I always always always make sure to have clean socks on because a) ew who wants their feet to touch airplane floors and b) I also hate feet, so I know that my own are no exception to someone else.

I was on a flight where a man with his two sons took his shoes off and proceeded to walk around, including taking the kids to the bathroom. Barefoot in the bathroom. I can’t.

Learn and grow. Please.

This is a catch-22 situation for me. Do I suffer through turbulence, or do I touch the person who takes his shoes off in public?

I would rather see side ball than feet. Seriously. Now I need to tweet Anderson Cooper.

Feet and vegetables are his nemesis. When he had that daytime talk show, he probably mentioned feet on a plane every other week!

I made my ex-husband wear socks to bed for the first year of our marriage.

Feet do not freak me out, but WHO IN THE HELL TOUCHES A TOTAL STRANGER WITH THEIR FEET I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO KILL HIM TOO.

How did you live through that like did you talk to jesus or something?

I feel you. I am really weird about feet. I often wonder if my shit is partially cultural. I dumped a guy for putting his motherfuckin shoes on my counter once ( there was other shit that was the last straw ) and also yelled at a guy for feet on my pillow. I’m crazy

I once sat in the middle seat between a man chewing tobacco then spitting into a cup and a woman who cut her toenails.

Did you murder him? I would have murdered him. That is..... just what.... no... puke puke puke.

I once sat next to a guy who put his bare feet all over my foot space including ON MY BACKPACK, WHICH HAD MY WATER BOTTLE IN THE SIDE POCKET.

Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…