Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

Alternatively, Tony, never write this letter. NEVER. I don’t care how you feel, don’t write this letter. Firstly, no one will ever care about your boner. Secondly, it’s just a bad idea as it shows how little you understand of the world outside your own needs. I’ve been where you are, for every day since I hit puberty.…

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

They say that a sister fantasy only exists for someone who has never had a sister.

I think the key to finding this hot is to not actually have a stepbrother and/or effectively not picturing him.

Hey, America’s great. But this contrived tradition of standing up and saluting the flag twice in two hours is a bit ridiculous.

All the stars on this one, please. I got yelled at once for leaving my seat and fired back “It’s not the anthem, and since it’s not Kate Smith singing, I don’t have to listen.”

Correct. And there is nothing redeeming about 3. NOTHING.

How about spend $10K and get yourself a used van that's already a little dirty and scratched up. Then throw the headrest DVDs on there, and you're set!

Yeah, 1’s the best: they can walk so you don’t have to carry them everywhere, their personalities are starting to emerge, but they’re also just happy to be with you and do whatever you’re doing. You can sit them on the counter and they just stay there contentedly. Basically it’s like parenting a Muppet.

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

“Buddy” is also the highest level of dad trouble. Mom trouble tops out at the full name, including middle: “Drew Fulgensio Magary, you get in this house right now!”

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

But that’s the whole point of Reddit. Reddit is literally a place for people to re-post stories from the internet, but to do so in a way that they are organized into categories. For example, r/worldnews is a great place to browse the most popular articles in world news for the day. As far as I can tell, Jezebel’s…

I am experiencing (maybe witnessing?) significant cognitive dissonance at everyone talking about how awful reddit is, when gawker media as a whole, including all sites—writers and commenters—while having many positives—isn’t exactly a fount of enlightened thought.

Right??

But where are you going to get your stories when Reddit shuts down? Half of the stories on this website come from Reddit, about four to eight hours after they are posted on Reddit. Are there horrible subreddits? Yes. Just like there are horrible people in the world. That’s the point of an open internet forum. It…

Shame about the mysogynistic tone of the petition, since it sounds like there are a lot of very valid criticisms of her work and it would be otherwise fairly impressive for a user groundswell to oust the CEO of a popular site.