ME TOOOOOOO!

I didn’t know there was a controversy. I thought it was just startling for people how much stupid was condensed into one gif.

I’ve seen her walking around NYC many times over the years, and she is tiny. TINY. Tiny little lithe ballet dancer’s body.

I believe in gladiator-style parking law. You should earn your spot through wits, strength, and sheer ruthlessness.

So somewhere between a squalid trailer park and a refugee camp.

So... I was trying to be upbeat in some other comments about the redesign of Denise, but wow, the first version is SO much more muppet-true and great. I’m kind of feeling a little disappointed in this new version, despite my justifications for why they might have done it.

I kind of love that they made her look like a nose-jobbed, plastic-surgeried version of a pig. At least I hope that’s what they were going for. In her first version, she was definitely less cute than Miss Piggy, but now it kind of seems like they’re going for “plastic surgery”. I hope that’s the angle they’re going…

I love, love, love that they made her look so nose-jobby for a pig. Jim Henson would be so proud. It’s hilarious.

I know with therapy Piggy and Kermit can work it out... I mean, I had Piggy and Kermit sheets and pillow cases when I was little, for Rowlf’s sake.

Okay, maybe some soul-searching is in order from Miss Piggy, but she and Kermit are soul mates and everyone who grew up on Jim Henson knows it. I know they can work it out!

DENISE IS TRASH.

NO. Nonononononono. I’m sorry, but those of us who grew up on the muppets KNOW that Miss Piggy and Kermit belong together. I’m excited for this show on ABC and am hoping that it will be fun, but they had BETTER deliver at the end with the romance we all want... which is Kermit and Piggy back together. Hollywood happy…

In addition to the abject grossness of this, I can’t help but roll my eyes to the point of near spraining them that these 22-year old frat bros even imagine themselves capable of giving moms, daughters, or anyone else a good time sexually.

This is why I think the tone of this article (which I’ve seen elsewhere also) is childish, self-defeating, and lacks the ability to see nuance and depth in social policy and politics. Bernie ISN’T saying that the evils of capitalism are the main cause of racism or what is keeping it alive.But he’s certainly saying…

I know... this mentality is so silly. Most people (men and women) who hire young nannies, babysitters, etc., not only don’t think twice about it, they simply wouldn’t conceive of being attracted to them. Young and even adorable is just that... youth. It’s such a cliche that the majority of men would be drawn to that…

Yep. Less educated and dumber version of George W Bush. He’s the one we’re going to have to worry about. Not only less-educated, he actually is disdainful of education. The republicans are going to love him.

This is all just news/entertainment filler long before other candidates are seriously starting their races, spending their money, and getting rolling. He’s entertaining in a repugnant way, knows how to engage the media by being an idiot and saying inflammatory things. Anyone who takes this seriously doesn’t have much…

EWWWWW. My god, he’s gross in this clip. She’s an idiot too, but I guess that’s a different story. I didn’t know Ben was such a skeevy dude.

Yes, that’s a very good point too. Or even if you had some sort of interaction with him, where you *kind* of feel like something wasn’t right, but don’t remember much... most women would be so hesitant, and understandably self-doubting, to ever come forward with any details. For fear of being called crazy or a liar,…

“Pudding Peddler” sounds as dirty and gross as it probably should in this case.