I summoned beasts of the earth, and long dead things with tentacles and blades. I wore them for skin and possessed their minds and flung them at this man.

Saw his show in Phoenix and then started following him in Facebook to 'stay in touch' per se, so I'm glad this is finally coming to fruition. We were the very first show on the tour I believe so he was fresh and unpolished, AND we got a preview of Rick and Morty so it was a blast.

Such a bummer when people don't like things that are obviously RAD AS SHIT.

Holy shit, this looks amazing.

To all the people who hate this graphical style. Who cares. People that grew up playing games like Prince of Persia or the original Gauntlet get a nice feeling of nostalgia when we see it. There are plenty of 60 dollar games with multi million dollar budgets you can go out and play. It doesn't hurt to have such a…

Making people feel guilty for things beyond their control (such as having breasts or genitals) is a good way to make them more pliable. The more guilt someone feels for things they can't change, the less likely they are to stack additional guilt on top of it, say, from refusing to do something you frame as perfectly…

Someone explain body (not sex) censorship to me in a way that keeps the explainer sounding sane to me please.

Holly Shit, West Virginia really is 20 years behind everyone else

Sort of a Heavy Metal magazine throw back. Cool.

One of my Bruce Campbell autographs reads "Stay Groovy, Bruce Campbell" Despite the fact I wish he'd written something else, I certainly find it fitting. But in hindsight I should have asked for him to "Give Me Some Sugar".

There are a lot of great zingers in this classic, but the one that NEVER fails to illicit a huge laugh is what Ash says to one of the peasants after he returns with the Necronomicon and they're being really grateful:

I had an extensive Frisky Dingo quote-a-thon with one of my friends after writing on his Facebook wall for his birthday.

This is the first movie I thought about when reading the headline.

This one the one I was about to hit Google Images to post. You saved me the trouble.

I was gonna post frisky dingo (and archer) but it only said "movie". That's actually the exact scene that popped in my head. Good choice sir and/or madame.

"Alright you primitive Screw Heads, listen up. You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"

Here's a short story:

Why? If they're taking a Comparative Religion class in a public school, that's a good thing. The more education the better.

If they're being taught religion as "fact" then by default they are not in a public school, and since I would not have knowingly sent my kids to a religious private school, you bet I'd pull them…

So you're saying if you don't agree with geometry, you should be able to pull your child from that class? No. Kids need to be taught factual information, including evolution. As for teaching religion, a formal explanation of "Christians believe this, Buddhists believe this, etc" would be great for all kids, including…

I got my black mail on
I got my black gauntlets on
I got my helmet on
This shit's been too long