“conservation”

BMW; The Ultimate Falling Machine

Tire mechanic here. Buy cheap after-market wheels at your peril. Cheap after-market wheels, even aluminum ones, will get destroyed by corrosion and road abuse much faster than even the least expensive OEM wheels you can find.

Woman at the bar: Is that the big SUV they make? No? Oh, ok.

We already have a picture of a Beetle posted.

You don’t want a new one. Get one that’s been on the hormones for a while.

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

Audience of NBC Sports today:

Little bug, someone made that car’s autopilot behave like a stereotype ‘30s gangster. It was trying to dump his body in the marsh, but they haven’t enabled the “murder user” or “flee the scene” functions yet

I want 8 spokes (with handles), so I can feel like a sailor

l’d like to hear more about the meatloaf before making my final decision.

I hate the parents that take their kids to traditionally “adult” spaces and then yell at you for doing/saying something adult-ish in front of their kid.

I had 40 MG once and thought I was a Neaderthal man living in a future dream.

“...was going to pop up on Deadspin that I just went down at a bar in Cabo.”

I hope you gave them synthetic.

It’s called “testing for cocaine”

If he really is this stupid he’s still taking the car in for oil changes at the Jiffy Lube.

I’m surprised it took Uber this long to throw Levandowski under the self-driving bus.

I’m ready!

Oiy. OK! The original allure of Lamborghini doors was due to the fact that they were attached to a fucking Lamborghini! FFS!