I stand AND wad. Come at me, bro

Is it a coincidence that Moses backed out of entering Israel at the last minute? I think not.

+1 neck tattoo

Too bad Antonio Brown wasn’t on hand to share video of the incidents.

I don’t believe one of these stories. No one drinks “several” hand grenades and lives to tell. At least not real hand grenades from Tropical Isle.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Look for Belichick assistant Jack Ruby outside the police station later today.

“Man, these Chili’s sliders are the bomb, right? Say, speaking of bombs...”

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

Nah

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

To be fair, Alex Smith called one because he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage.

While the ACA and Obamacare are synonyms, breath and breathe are not.

That’s a ripoff. $400 should get you a blumpkin inside Vegas city limits.

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

I’m from the area where this tape is. The entire county couldn’t afford that..

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