It’s the new STI trim that stands for “So...That’s It?”

I love the “Gentlemen’s Agreement” era of Japanese automakers refusing to budge on that 276 hp claim.

Hey, I’m just the messenger. You all are the one’s doing god’s work here.

BOO THIS MAN

I was going to laugh at you about how a 3.0 is probably still pretty slow but I looked it up and nope, they’re actually not embarrassing. So... good on ya mate.

“The Crosstrek isn’t a race car and treating it like so is sorta silly.

Looks like I’m in good company.

It’s the Nickelback of motorsports. 

who doesnt ?

CP

Yeah...this one’s actually quite nice...

Just. Wow.

Have you seen his other Jeeps? This thing is mint!

Quantum Leap? I smell a reboot!

Starred for Shiba.

I mean hey. It will look cool. And have more grip in dirt. And get over stuff better.

Seek help.

A comment so edgy, I almost cut myself.

*Eurobeat intensifies*

Rob is simply seeking the elusive 100% CP car. I applaud him for this noble mission.