Why does it need to be labeled "Official Final Trailer"?

It's not hard to move quickly when you hire stunt doubles to do it for you.

You must love it.

What if Baby Groot is giving you a big hug?

Oh shit, Manimal just gave it a thumbs up.

She sure did.

Now it's pushing it forward.
Now it's pushing it back.
Now it's pushing it forward.
Now it's pushing it back.
Now it's pushing it forward.
Now it's pushing it back.
Now it's pushing it forward.
Now it's pushing it back.

You and I have a very different interpretation of what "bumps back" means.

Raises hands to chest level, facing outwards, and makes squeezing motions.

Pointless true story: I saw this movie on a first date with a girl. I realized after the film that she did not understand that Mike Myers also played Dr. Evil. How did that relationship go on to last more than 8 months?

It's not even interesting because it's just some chump's regurgitation of previously established facts.

I'm Canadian, what is Hulu?

Just wait until she has to take a shit.

You know what would be really, really punk? Not doing this to make money.

Only one person really had issues with cinder block rooms and gray hallways, and he's not doing the reviews anymore.

Woozle wuzzle.

In other news, Local H still exists.

Well, I'm not 20something, blue collar, and I have no survival skills… so…