Shotgun strategy. Fire off a big wide spread and see if you get any hits.

This barrel counts as both shirts and pants.

Shouldn't they be finding directors for their earlier movies first?

Did you injure yourself stretching to try to make this article work?

Right, just the classic rock guys….

Holy shit, you've let your imagination take over your life.

Wolfenstein's only flaw was some ridiculous mandatory jumping sequences.

It's too late. He's seen everything.

If you can think of something better to do in January, I'd like to hear it.

We live for this shit.

From my point of view the Jedi are evil.

The cruise ship one in 2013?

The movie has effectively been neutered.

Count me in as an Elmo hater. He began his run not long after I aged out of watching Sesame Street, so I've always found him infantile, insulting, and yes insufferable.

Excellent comment user name synergy. I would also have accepted "wheels within wheels".

Lets break it's legs!

"A married guy thinks about other women he wants to bang."

All the Fs would break your heart.

I thought that was pretty obvious: more Death Stars.

Which part of Canada is Alaska in?