All kittens are weaponized.

I listened to St. Anger again recently because I couldn't recall much about it.

Wait, she's a available? I need to go talk to my wife about something.

Jay Ryan drew the dick on your wall, GWAR just made it better.

The point of the song is that he has all these demands for girls, and can't get one to give him the time of day. That is the joke. Try not to take everything so literally.

Let's be honest folks. The song is not meant to be taken seriously.

Wait, I'm not supposed to like Girls now? That song was always played in every bar when I was 18.

I found the performances on this episode really shaky, yet the material was spot on so I'll forgive all the flubbed and mumbled lines.

Yay, now we can all go back to being outright ignored instead of just silent!

Trick question, they never really were.

I said "sport" and "athletes".

Name a professional sport that doesn't have black athletes.

That's just the alcoholism.

If the people I wronged in life are also in hell, then I guess they deserved my treatment of them anyway.

And some great tits.

Also, no comments on Fitz, Coulson, and Ghost Rider vanishing from the white wave?

I'm never going to get tired of the shotgun axe.

Yo-yo isn't average.

The show can't afford $15?

Hey, they were also in Daredevil.