Just one.

WTF did I just read?

What's this about elks with benefits?

Yeah that Thor lineup is nuts.

He sleeps with the fishes?

No. De la Rocha? No care.

They married you, you tell us if that means they're broken inside.

That girl in the show you always watch.

All I ask is that some of the characters from the show have 2 second appearances in some of the movies. Is that really too much?

Is it too much to hope that Maria Hill is the new director?

LMDs!

I know, let's introduce new types of fighters that are never seen in any events taking place before, and are never seen in any events taking place after. Star Wars fans aren't the type to care about continuity errors!

I have 40+ new episodes of Modern Family on my PVR. I think it's time for me to admit that I no longer watch it.

Where can I see me one of those?

It's going to be a hit because the rest of August looks like even more crap.

Slutty AV Clubber is redundant.

They aren't making anymore DVDs and Blu-Rays for The Simpsons :'(

They should have played that Jar of Farts song.

Record?

I'm just going to have to assume that the casting couch is still a thing.