650 sq ft? That's not a house, that's my deck.

The A.V. Club

That's not how SNL ticketing works.

Safe spaces and trigger warnings.

I hope he gives you the gears.

It's actually just one picture that needed to be split in to 12 files.

I think it's Brett Ratner standing in front of a store and he seems (_)(_).

I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate.

Is it because his mom's name is Martha?

Why not? Young men certainly celebrate them.

That's just wrong.

How else would one pronounce that?

There is one, it's in Cooperstown.

Please play this book on the radio.

With two bonus anus jokes

No, I don't think he did.

Also, there's a big hairy gay dude.

If I told Amy Schumer she had a plus-sized body, would she hold it against me?

Oh, they aren't talking.

Yes, but uh, it's not appropriate for me to discuss what happens when Daisy interacts with Jessica Jones.