Hi Hillary, don't you have anything better to do right now?

You said "interesting and entertaining" but then you said 30 minutes of Kevin Smith.

Vegans are already inhuman monsters.

Wait, we're supposed to take this show seriously?

Yay somebody who cares reviewing S.H.I.E.L.D. Please tell me Daredevil is getting a new reviewer too.

That's what PVRs are for.

WTF did I just read?

Why does Morley Safer, the largest correspondent, not simply eat the other five?

I thought that was Cliff Curtis.

Middle aged?

Everyone travels through time. In one direction. Very slowly.

At this point Fred Armisen automatically invokes annoyance in me.

Dong Gobbler

How special is it if it's every single night?

Just like the original!

The original Full House was garbage, sounds like the follow up is just sticking to the formula. I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised.

I'm not really in to necrophilia, thanks.

You are now hearing this in David Duchovny's voice.

Of course not, Wakanda is actually a successful country.

Why would I waste my time and energy on fixing a girl? I learned that lesson when I was 19.