Simpson is a super-soldier? Thanks for that, I'm going to stop reading these reviews now.

Buying a McLaren F1 making $98 per hour? I assume you're not being paid for math skills.

It mostly ignores the seventh installment and picks up where Leonard Part 6 left off.

People type slower with one hand.

When I want to do an American accent, I drop my IQ by 100 points.

Matched with a picture that spoils the other half.

Coulson was trying to telepathically communicate to Fitz. "You don't tell anyone about me murdering Ward and I won't tell anyone about you setting something that looked like Will on fire."

Did you hurt yourself stretching there?

It's even better to read a review that's written by someone who seems to actually enjoy the show.

What is a Smosh?

The best list and this list are both the least essential albums list to me.

He "hates" Marvel, but don't worry, he's always up to speed on what's going on on Agents of Shield.

2 Shaq 2 Fu

Sava missing the point of this show is hardly a new thing. He still thinks its purpose is to set up the movies.

No kidding. I don't need to watch the movie now, I just saw the entire plot in 3 minutes.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

What's up with this passive aggressive "I'm pretending I'm writing like a new viewer but dropping subtle hints that I know where this is going" review style?

I understood that reference.

This game has no depth whatsoever, but I still have a damn good time playing it.

Adele: Can sing, not an asshole. What's not to like?