Way to nail it.

You died a little? La petite mort?

Never underestimate the power of a DVD of The Princess Bride if you're looking to get laid.

I was too lazy too, one of these days I'm going to buy a new version of season 6 in a regular box just to end my torment.

I don't trust digital storage. I buy Blu-rays and CDs and make my own digital copies. If they die, it's easy enough to recreate them.

Fine by me!

I declare this to be funny.

No, the plot is shit no matter what.

Bacon. Bacon happened.

But they also had Connections, which got me watching that channel at the time.

It was usually only until like 10 pm, but tip the bartender a few bucks and he'd give you dollar drinks all night.

Oh wow, that brings me back. For $4 or $5 we'd each get our own at the university bar and drink it right out of the pitcher.

Ahhh 1995, when drinks in clubs were still a dollar. I was incompetent with girls, but at least I could completely wasted for $20.

Just because some dude has a big beard does not mean he's a rabbi.

Wait a minute… 1994 week was in August and 1995 week is in June?
I call shenanigans!

Will you do this in your pee pee soaked heck hole?

Ugh, I was being probed by greys back before you even heard of them.

I'm at a dead end with this sex worker, where do I dispose of the body?

Why do you need new games? Everyone knows Metroid attained perfection in 1994. It's a scientific fact.

Now, it’s suggested the Night’s King was originally a Stark of
Winterfell, meaning that Jon Snow is confronting a long lost relative?