So the backing vocalists are just there for show?

I'm sorry, but I just didn't see the lip syncing. This was the first time I watched the entirety of the musical sets in years though, so maybe I'm not familiar enough with this part to catch it.

Wait a minute, no Quicksilver?

But… you weren't wearing shoes.

Maybe people are thinking "Sokovia? That sounds made up."

Because he didn't actually want to do the work, he was just trying to be nice to Simmons.

The theta protocol, now in suppository form.

Just need to wedge him into Star Wars and Harry Potter now.

Good. Our first hand-job of the day.

I'm actually planning on not fast-forwarding through Florence + the Machine next week.

Important to note: lead Caucasian actresses—Asian men are rarely shown dating outside their own race on TV.

The answer to this question is the answer to all video game questions. Super Metroid.

And slowly losing battles with your hairline.

Emphasis on half-naked and arctic.

I'd swear they've refined the prosthetics/makeup. Something looked different.

"Seriously, what is Ward thinking when he says these things?"

So uh… they just dragged the stretcher with the half naked guy back across the arctic to the quinjet?

Daredevil threw down the gauntlet and it looks like SHIELD is willing to match it.

I'm torn. I don't know if they can possibly follow up The Shape of Punk to Come…

I'm late to the party, so I'm just going to say this. Vanessa Bayer's hairstyle in the baseball sketch really really worked for her.