FILED UNDER: Clyde

What colour were their nipples?

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Disagree, bangs make her badass.

I got a House notification for this?

Agent Bigbrother Iswatchingyou

I can't complain about the music too much when I'm pressing the skip button for the entire performance.

This comment does not have nearly enough likes.

That's the worst Agent name I've ever heard.

Hydra employees have to go to meetings? They truly are evil.

I swear officer, she told me she was 18?

Futurama's on tonight?

The AV Club
my mom was in the room with me

Have you considered not watching TV?

Don't kick the baby.

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Trent Reznor

I liked The Illusionist better than The Prestige for two reasons. First I find Nolan to be gimmicky so the plot of The Prestige annoyed me at the end. More importantly though, showing girls The Illusionist was a really easy way to get laid back in the day.

It doesn't count if we're pointing at him while we're laughing.

When are they going to get to the Batman factory?