Warboner?

That is my theory for how Mike Love will die.

Plate or platter?

No shit. Sherlock.

Until they stop airing manufactured crap like House Hunters, I won't give HGTV much credibility.

I guess two years now counts as most enduring on the internet.

Wait, that's supposed to be sword in hand, not uh… oh wow. Can someone help me with this sword?

You misspelt "execrable teenagers".

Note: Brian died on the way back to his home planet

No, the joke was he could pronounce Isabel's name flawlessly and struggled with something as generic as "Lisa Simpson".

Hanson looks a bit older than when I last saw them. When did they change their name to HAIM?

I'm getting onboard the Good Neighbor bandwagon. I'm really starting to look forward to those shorts every week.

The articles load faster for me, however…

Why is the front page so determined to tell me about a Kurt Vonnegut article from 2007?

Sean should use a Don't Kill list, they're generally much smaller and easier to maintain.

DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces.

Kind of an odd thing to be showing on the front page…

So would I. With a bus.

His can control is excellent.

She was upset about her manager licensing out her music for toilet
cleaner commercials. The kind of thing that used to be the bane of
serious musical artists, but is now openly embraced as a sign of making
it big.