Wait, that was satire?

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

You don't want to know how many times I've slipped Purple Monkey Dishwasher into various official work documents over the years.

Aside from Vanessa Bayer, does anyone else have a recurring Weekend Update character right now?

It more resembled a Czech accent here.

So if anyone else was wondering why the wife's voice sounded familiar… it's Molotov Cocktease.

Agreed, I rather enjoyed this one. I was kind of disappointed to see a C+, it was B+ territory for me.

He'll show you his bubble and squeak.

It kind of sounds like he was in a constant state of standing, if you know what I mean.

Hmmm… Rory Calhoun is fun to look up on Wikipedia.

Probably misses his old glasses.

New glasses?

You're going to get what you deserve.

The best performance of your life?

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.

I have a teenage cousin who is making her own chain-mail by hand. Alex has nothing on dork.

SEDUCE HIM

Will this involve Jay going commando?

Eww… first downvote I've seen.

I'll take 3.