I'll give you this: 1983 Week was way better than Mall Week.

Lamb Season!
Duck Season!
Lamb Season!
Duck Season!

I take it the dark place in Dark Places is the afternoon shift.

You and I have very different definitions for the word "obviously".

This comment deserves more appreciation.

In a row?

The plot of Bearing an Hourglass didn't hold up for teenage me, and when I tried it again a few years ago it was complete garbage to adult me.

Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.

No, mostly we just sit in cubicles and surf the internet.

Subaru Forester drag racing.

@thecortexiphankid:disqus I do feel that way about all all artistic expression/entertainment.  And yet I endlessly indulge in all forms anyway because I do choose to waste my life.  I just can't see Breaking Bad, or any other TV show, as the sort of cultural epiphany it gets treated as around here.  In the end it's…

I put my foot in a boot.

But all television is crap, and you are wasting your life watching it.  I watch TV anyway because I don't always feel like being a productive member of society and have a few hours to kill.

He's history's greatest monster!

Preventing WWII would prevent the meetings of my grandparents, thus preventing me from being born.  So fuck that.  WWII happens.  Hitler happens.

Who keeps saying that?

No, I did not get a Game of Thrones notification for this.

Not to be confused with ANUS, Annual Net Usage Statistics.

THE A.V. CLUB
talk about masturbating

@avclub-23cc92585eacb29f4df03ed17e222333:disqus Timothy Zahn is also guilty of: