It's better than going through life with a huge stick up your ass.

Don't forget to defer any student loans which will allow it. They are very good about working with you.

Oh, you! You're so cute and quick with your own judgments. I just want to pinch your little cheeks.

Call your creditors and tell them the truth about your financial situation. Most of them will probably be willing to work with you to avoid shutoffs, etc.

My bad.

You go, girl.

You enjoy your fearful scrabblings, buddy. More power to you.

ROFL. Someone else sounds scared as well.

I am the judge of all. Past, present, and future.

Past a certain point desire becomes pathology.

Sounds like someone is terrified of death.

"Freaks Tattoo" wasn't enough of a warning?

Who cares?

Nice neck tat.

The Blue Jasmine picture is grotesque and shows how willing these parents are to sacrifice their children for 15 minutes of fame.

I can't find a definitive source about the arm. Most say that it was at least partially eaten, but I don't know if they're correct.

Sadly, I'm old and boring. I might get wild and have a beer though.

My new standard for acceptable celebrity behavior is: did they pay anyone to vomit on them in public?

I'm blaming the booze and the pills.

I'm a big softie about animals, but Tily has killed three humans. Keeping him in contact with people is premeditated murder.