I hate you.

Dude...

Never mind. I see that it's just your "thing".

What is that even supposed to mean?

Right.

You can buy insurance against any eventuality. Insurance is simply legalized gambling.

Right.

Even Hitchcock's version wasn't all that great.

My bad. I confused two different authors.

Go look up epic in the dictionary.

At what number of followers did she lose her feminist street-cred?

Especially when she was almost certainly doing the post-doc because she couldn't find a decent job. Finish that shit up in your spare time, this is a tenure track position in philosophy.

The ones that get me are the ones claiming to work in academia who also claim that these demands are perfectly normal for your run of the mill post-doc.

You can post this sort of reply but not address the dozens of post disagreeing with your slant on the job offer article?

I remember when penis pumps were only available from skeevy ads in the back of porn magazines that you had to buy from a judgmental clerk.

I'm just here for the slut shaming.

I doubt we're getting the whole story here. I've seen some pretty high end contracts negotiated via email but there were always peripheral discussions happening.

This is why she wasn't hired:

Right.

I'm pretty sure I got really drunk and made this with MS Paint.