Thank you.

What?

Maybe you could fill it with one of those science food foams? Maybe flavored with the tears of your childhood?

Vanilla pudding.

If the milk can't reach the cookie then what the hell is the point of all this nonsense?

Government official?

Amateurs.

I want more dogs on skateboards.

Because all jobs are equally valid choices.

Uh huh.

How in the fuck do you get that I'm arguing against protecting sex workers from anything I've said?

Go read the article.

How wonderfully classist of you.

Huh.

Let's pool our money and send her back to prison.

That skateboarding dog is awesome.

That'll teach me to not read all the comments before I post.

No, it isn't.

I wouldn't buy a glass of wine from either of those fellas.

Bacon is only the fourth best breakfast meat. Call me when they get a sausage alarm clock.