Politician
1.
a. One who is actively involved in politics, especially party politics.
b. One who holds or seeks a political office.
2. One who seeks personal or partisan gain, often by scheming and maneuvering: "Mothers may still want their favorite sons to grow up to be President, but . . . they do not want them to…

Neither of which prevents her from being a politician.

According to Lindy, we are no longer supposed to write about such things:

Even the funny ones.

Lots of drugs will kill people who use them improperly. What's your point?

But what if the female politician had one too many glasses of wine at the salon and is now sporting bangs? We can mention that, right?

Awesome Cracked article.

But I'm not forgetting that this "incident" could have been figured out with one phone call.

I don't often envy others, but I'm envying pretty hard right now.

I'm sure there's plenty of it in Sochi, but there are a dozen more believable sex trafficking stories killed by my email's spam filters every day of the week.

The stories were on Jezebel and the gist was that increased sex trafficking for the sporting events was non-existent.

Weren't there like, twelve stories about how the whole "sex trafficking for major sporting events is bullshit" for the Superbowl?

No.

These suck harder than the vacuum of space.

When does the fatwa start?

As long as you're not one of those people who only eats the nuts you like from the mixed nuts.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

Sadly, yes.

I'm going to have nightmares about Napolitano's hairline tonight.

It really bothers me that the "thong" is upside down.