Please tell me that at some point he groaned, “I’m too old for this shit?”

I have totally changed my babies on my lap in the seat, and I think I changed one of them on the tray once. Changing a baby’s diaper in those bathrooms is not possible, there just isn’t anyplace to lay them down - there is no changing table back there. And, if you haven’t bought a second seat for the baby, then you…

Aww man. That was me. (Actually happened to me once with my 6 mo old infant. But we were stuck on the tarmac for over 2 hours waiting to take off and they wouldn’t let anyone get up to use the bathroom. Her diaper leaked and dribbled all over my leg. I had to use the vomit bags to wrap up the wipes and dirty diaper. I…

Oh, God. I ended sitting next to a little girl about 7 years old during a violent thunderstorm once. Her parents were a few rows away (in the center row—I think they put her by herself because she desperately wanted a window seat, and once the storm started they couldn’t get up to change seats so she could sit by one…

Right, that’s Gawker. Jezebel is about IMPLICIT outrage!

Ha ha ha! Impressively stupid!

So many Gawker “journalists” seem to be a bit touchy on comments since last Friday. I wonder why that is?

“explicitly imputing outrage” is a favored activity for Gawker writers and readers alike. Often dumb, always entertaining.

that’s some disingenuous bullshit right there

So you guys are just gonna keep slinging your shit and digging your own grave, huh? Good to know.

90 feet (30 yards) is like the distance between first base and the home plate. Children that age are often farther away from you than that in your own home.

A security guard would have approached the kids and asked where their parent was, the 6 year old would have pointed out her mom, mom would have waved or excused herself from the interview and headed over to the kids, security guard would talk to mom about it and no one would have been arrested.

Jordan Sargent

I’m so in love with your President. I wish I could be around 100 yrs from now to see how he’s revered - AND HE WILL BE REVERED - in history.

To me, the 90’s were the last decade to have a distinct feel to it. Mention the aughts, and nothing really comes to mind. I guess that’s the first sign that I’m an old.

I heard one of my coworkers make that joke this morning. The motorcade went right past my work this morning, and most of us were watching it, and another one was saying that she didn’t care and wished they’d crash. Which, really? I don’t recall such venom around previous presidents, not when they were visiting. I…

What I loved about Bases Loaded (or RBI Baseball or Griffey Presents MLB), Tecmo Super Bowl, NBA Live ‘9x, or other sports games of the NES and SNES eras was that I could play a full game in 15-20 minutes. Now, unless you really screw with the quarter length or game clock speed, you’re not coming in under 40 minutes.…

...34 is “middle-aged”? I hope you drop your next donut.

It’s a film about a woman who invented a mop. I just can't bring myself to be angry about the fact that a woman in her 20s is going to pretend she's a woman in her 30s.

Wall-E is a film for ages 2-10. It’s terrible. Overly cutesy and I wanted to rip my god damn ears off after hearing that autotuned WUUUUUAAAAAA-LLLIIIIIII or EEEEEEEVEEEEEE sound for the 300th time.

Incredibles is incredible, with a sharp script. You know, the thing Wall-E didn’t have?