Did you just criticize our government with no fear of retaliation? Try moving to a country where they’ll chop your head off for saying some mildly critical things about the dictator in charge. Life is not a zero sum game. You’re operating on simplistic and naive assumptions. The whole world is evil. In the relative…

I’m not american, but since this is your holiday and all, i thought it fitting to ask you people a question about your country.

God damn does this place hate everything that is awesome. That 70s show is great.....granted the last season with that “Randy” character was rough.

This is the reason I quit reading WEB Griffin novels. He spends easily a third of each novel rehashing the plot points of earlier novels. It was tiresome.

Dolphins are total assholes. I grew up in CA and what we did as kids was go to the beach. Once, a friend and I were in the ocean, about waist deep. She was facing the shore, waving to our friends on the beach and I was facing her. All of the sudden, I look past her and see two huge figures with fins coming full speed…

While I totally agree with the fact that dolphins are pretty aggressive sometimes, I’m going to be that Fun At Parties lady here about a pet peeve of mine: dolphins do not rape each other, nor do they “take hostages” or do other criminal things.

Of course it was goddamn Bohemian Rhapsody, the official theme song of boring middle aged white people who think Applebee’s is a place to get drunk.

He’s not wrong, but he’s short and Deadspin hates him, so let the pile on begin!

Yes, but Gawker has to double down on their “it’s always our right to be an asshole and don’t you ever call us out on it” ethos.

I think we’ve come to being less tolerant to people with differentiating ideals/opinions. If yours is different, or you say something that someone disagrees with, “death be upon you, you asshole/bigot/terrible person.”

Man, you lit a fire with the readers with this comment. I love it.

UHOH HE SAID SOMETHING NOT NICE ABOUT A CAT ON THE INTERNET GET YOUR TORCHES

Yeah, my ownership effect is hitting me so hard that I literally would not care if my cat died.

I’ve owned a cat well over 15 years, and it’s been outdoors for the last 10 or so years of it’s life. I used to not see her for days, but I would always leave food out. Lately she’s been hanging around my dog outside. I think she’s just old and doesn’t feel as adventurous.

Because the talent isn’t there. Women’s national teams globalyly routinely lose to the men’s U-20 and even U-17 teams. And we’re all away of the famous William sisters beat down to a sub 200 ranked man years back. Women’s sports are great to watch you can review my comment history going fucking nuts on Deadspin for…

I got one!

This wasn’t “crazy” but it did give me a giggle. My California friend married a guy from the UK so he had a lot of English friends and family in town. I ended up going back to the room with one of the buddies and as we were in bed, nearly naked, obviously headed to bonetown he says, apropos of nothing “I went to…

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

Can I reply as a by-stander? I once went to a destination wedding in Mexico, where two guests (guy was engaged to a doctor who at the last minute could not make the trip, girl was in a marriage that was in the middle of falling apart, and her husband chose not to attend the wedding), very obviously left the wedding…

How about a hook-up that took place at my wedding? My then-19-year-old brother who was serving as an usher executed a flawless seek-and-destroy on my husband’s 27-year-old cousin, who was at the time sobbing from a combination of drinking too much and not getting enough attention. He was seated near her at the young…