Star Trek should always be moving forward.

Not to mention the server lied to the police about the circumstances. Not tipping and driving drunk are super not cool, but lying to the police isn’t okay just because the other guys are dicks.

Apparently the college also didn’t tell Jim Gleeson that if you hate kids you shouldn’t teach.

Calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant is almost as insulting as that jackass at the drive through.

My dad worked at a casino as the table director which meant he would get called into other department if there was a problem. They had a famous singer from the 50s and 60s there with his son and people to perform. His son is a huge prick to everyone to the point my dad had to talk to him. He actually said to my dad,…

The next speaker will struggle to get the stench of Ax body spray and BO out of there.

Agreed. I want more movies with women lead characters, but maybe with an original story line? Also, this movie is not old enough to remake. I am really looking forward to the new ghost busters, but an ocean’s 11 remake needs more time since the last one at the least. ALSO, can’t they just make a heist movie with the…

Agreed. This way it’s pitched as a girly version of a guy’s film instead of just a goddamn movie.

Am I the only one that feels re: this and Ghostbusters, that I would vastly prefer a brand new movie that casts women? Rather than the weird, gimmicky, "lets make the same movie only this time we will take lady money!"

No, this is a stupid idea. I do not approve.

You can be horrified and laugh about it at the same time.

She wrote it. It's her own experience. She’s allowed to find it funny and write it that way.

Isn’t there a middle ground between humor and revulsion? I read it and found it compelling, and received the author’s humor at the situation, but also understood the real, substantial awfulness of everything that (apparently) went down.

It’s hilarious because of how the story is told, not really the content. The author’s amazing use of slang, and vividly language, and her descriptions of her own reactions is what makes story incredibly funny and entertaining.

I mean, it was her lived experience and she thought it was funny. That doesn’t cover what happened to Jess and Jarrett, but i do think Zola has the right to laugh at her own experience.

I read Zola’s story on my way to work this morning. Just now re-read this, the best quote, and had to put my head down on my desk and laugh.

Better than Harry Potter and Twilight combined times 1000.

I think Jess is the role Lindsay Lohan was born to play. On the other hand, that casting is a little TOO obvious.

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this is the best twitter story I have EVER READ.