Still don’t have a problem.

One has nothing to do with the other. The poor execution of the renovation doesn’t make it any less necessary.

Bathrooms are always an issue but to be fair without the construction speed has never been the problem. The trough system is the bane of shy men but has always been the fastest and easiest bathroom experience. And another thing...Wrigley is known for crumbling infrastructure, misery and awful cargo short/Moccasin…

Ya I’m not getting the outrage here: the comparison was clearly about their appearances, which are quite similar, not their ideologies.

Zayn Malik and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev are both incredibly hot dudes who look a lot alike when you compare those two photographs. Bill Maher is a douche, but I think he’s making a fair joke about how two guys who are both in the news this week look alike.

All those things you cite are the reasons why reunification would be a terrible deal for the South, though. Having 20 million starving people dropped into their lap would be a burden that would drag down their economy and standard of living enormously, and most people in the South nowadays don’t have any strong desire…

So because someone, somewhere, was slightly offended, it should be removed? CONFORM. OBEY. NO PUBLIC OPINIONS ALLOWED. ALL SHALL FALL IN LINE

alright, lets go down the list:

I like how the new poem is basically thumbing its nose at everyone who complained.

Thank god this absolute travesty was righted. I can go back to finding the next thing to be insulted and triggered by.

My wedding.

I got food poisoning from bad seafood at a beach in France before getting on a transatlantic flight. (Don’t get shrimp delivered to your cabana. Just don’t.) I don’t even remember how many hours the flight was. I threw up more times than I had previously believed was possible.

(I am writing this on behalf of my dog).

I threw up in a potted palm in the lobby of the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco, at my Senior Ball, right in front of the principal. Apparently I am allergic to scallops. I arrived, had my photo taken, sipped a 7 Up, turned green, and spent the rest of my evening in the lady’s room, where the speech and debate…

Living in DC. felt crappy when I woke up, but I had a thing I had to do in the morning, so I went to work. Kept dashing to the bathroom throughout the morning, but nothinh came up, so I told my boss “hey, I’m not feeling great, can I go home?” He said yea.

Like I said. You go to Wrigley Field. You don't go to see the baseball game. Other fans shouldn't be punished for your inability to draw your eyes away from the tantalizing glitter of a giant TV.

Your opinion is the difference between someone who goes to Wrigley Field, and someone who goes to see a baseball game.

Actually once it is done it will be very nice. It won't be very nice this year though. And of course, you do the Deadspin thing by labeling them "douche-bros" and acting all SHOCKED that owners are trying to increase revenue. Believe me, most Cub fans I know are absolutely fine with this project - that it is time…

"Arguably unnecessary ?" Hardly. The place is old and doesn't generate near the revenue that the Cubs should. At least they are attempting to preserve Wrigley, while generating new sources of income, like the Red Sox, instead of leaving for a more lucrative deal in the north suburbs.

I like bacon just fine, and I really wish everyone would shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to hear about and see pictures of bacon everywhere, constantly. If you carry on about the wonders of bacon, I just assume you are a super boring person in all other aspects of life.