And this is all coming from someone whose past 3 residences were DC, San Francisco and Istanbul. I know a little something about eats.

The people who hang around afterward and continue to eat are definitely the weirdest. 90% sure I had a guy order a slice of pie after his ex left in a huff.

1. In Seattle, regular coffee simply means drip coffee. Because most cafe's don't even have drip (just espresso), something that confounds my parents when they visit.

place where you need to explicitly ask for french fries NOT to be on your salad (Editor's Note: Goddamit, Pittsburgh, you're embarrassing yourself)

Who says things like "work hard, play hard"?

Bullshit has been called. Everyone assume their positions and await orders, subject to the bullshit protocol.

We get clicks off the fake story, and THEN we get clicks off phony self-righteousness when we expose the REAL story! That's the joke!

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

[reads reply by thesewords2014]

[sees article entitled "A Treasury Of Your Terrifying Poop Stories For Super Bowl Bye Week"]

And, you know, from as objective a standpoint I can muster, lying about personal details in your past when you're running for elected office is both weird and sloppy.

Dan LeBatard's Look-At-Me Acts, Ranked

Yeah maybe Maddux didn't take steroids but he did wear glasses. Performance enhancing eyewear is still performance enhancing. Cheater.

I'm swimming against the tide here, but I just wanted to say I love seeing what year of law school you're in before you comment. Please continue to do this.

I get kind of annoyed when people call their spouse mr or mrs. [their username].

Here are words that annoy me, if anyone cares. It also shows me I spend too much time on the Internet, which I will NOT be doing this year!! Anyway...

That is my dream, with Hobby Lobby. Instead, I have to go to several shops to get my craft fix. But I just can't stand to go there and wonder if any of the workers need birth control for ovarian cysts or other health issues or just because they want to control their own reproductive health. Then I get pissy and it's…

I went to college with the CEO's daughter and know the family a little. Not that they're not nice enough people in person, but I wouldn't hold out much hope for any kind of sea change regardless of which family member is running the place.

My ex-husband is from the same town where Chick-Fil-A started. No chance of it changing any time soon. The townspeople had the local teen center shut down because SIN. The last time I was there, the only true bar in town didn't serve liquor, just beer and wine because the town made liquor licenses so expensive only…