My cousin traded Mike Evans and Justin Forsett to me for Julio Jones. Liking that trade more and more.

For the record, I love Red Dawn. It's just one of the last movies that needed a remake.

Seriously, they remake Total Recall and fucking Red Dawn, but not this? What are they going to remake next, Oxford Blues?

Mel Gibson, 1985. I remember walking into a convenience store with my hot teenage babysitter (I was 10, she was probably a worldly 15) and she said, "Ok, Mel Gibson is NOT the sexiest man alive."

There are several Internet sites I used to hate-click. Deadspin was the biggest for a long time. I would hate myself from the moment I started typing "dea.." into my browser but somehow was unable to stop typing. Ironically, it seems to have gotten better, while Gawker and Jezebel, two sites I used to actually…

Christ, this is all I needed, to discover yet another group of insufferable assholes that I didn't even know existed: beer snobs. I'm not even that crazy about Stella Artois, but you guys just come across as fucking jerkoffs with your snobbery. Bonus points for the jabs at TGI Fridays and Macaroni Grill. Your…

I love how determined this ghost is. It's like it's thinking, hmm, what can I do to fuck with her tonight...I know, I'll roll a ghost bowling ball down the fucking hallway!

This makes sense. That also explains a question that was bothering me — why people don't Turn after getting zombie blood spatter in their faces and mouths and shit when they're stabbing Walkers in the head.

More of this global warming commie liberal rhetoric? It's not even hot outside today!

The video bored me in like ten seconds, but I really like the music. What is that?

Good tip. I usually just rip that fucker open, yank out the bag and squeeze out every last drop.

How come when Thurman Munson did this, it was badass, but when Manziel does it, he's a punk?

I hate to say it, but if I ever go to Cincinnati (doubtful), I will have to try this shit just to see for myself how godawful it is.

They do that to me also. I'm just guessing that's because too many idiots don't know how to order steaks, order it medium rare, and then complain when it's actually medium rare.

While working temporarily for a lawyer in Richmond, VA in 2003, we had a client who got tagged going 110 on I95, while trying to get to North Carolina to see his dying mother. He was a police officer. At every court appearance, he had 5 or 6 fellow officers with him for support. The DA wouldn't offer anything less…

Rickey? Eckersley? I'm genuinely curious who you are referring to.

Ha! That Simmons! What a douche!

Glad the NBA did the right thing, but I REALLY wish this had happened. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

I don't even watch TV.

Thanks for the click bait. It worked, I clicked.