No Chelsea, he didn't call you because he figured out he can do a lot better, and he probably hasn't had another single thought about you since, you fucking narcissist.

Let me guess...

It still holds up fine. It's just become a thing where it is uncool to like it/SO cool to make fun of it. It was a decent love story, had solid performances by DiCaprio, Winslet and Billy Zane, plus Kathy Bates, and the special effects and all the second half of the movie drama where the ship was sinking was…

I was watching with about seven others. Only two of us even saw it — everybody else was doing shots or something. The one other person and I were like, 'hey, what did we just see there' because it did happen so fast, and was just kind of weird. Didn't seem edgy or provocative, just bizarre. We weren't even sure…

[scrolls through comments. arrives at MiseryInMissouri's seven word comment vaguely complaining about the article]

You would not believe the comments on the Dallas Morning News story. The consensus there is she is an unfit mother ("FACT"), a drug addict ("FACT"), and now a proven liar just like the President and "Billary." Oh, and she should get out of politics now and repair her damaged relationships with her children (who are…

Thanks, I think you hit every single point I wanted to make. Saves me some typing.

Drynuary. Drynuary. Drynuary. Drynuary. Drynuary.

This is a great post, thanks. Also excellent response to Kayla Knapp. "Please kindly remove your quote of my tweet that I posted on the fucking INTERNET"

Loved Baseball Stars and Bases Loaded. Also Tecmo Baseball was a blast (remember those throws from the outfield wall to home plate without a bounce?) I had a thousand times more enjoyment with those games than any baseball games today. They are beautiful and have fantastic depth with franchise mode, career mode,…

I definitely don't mind seeing Luke in that role. I just dread watching a 70 year old Han Solo. I would love to be proven wrong and it turns out to be awesome somehow.

What would happen if a voter stated that he had just stuck all the nominated players' names in a hat and drew five at random?

That's the ONLY thing that could have made this fantastic scenario better, if the Deadspin vote had made the difference and gotten Biggio in. Not only would that have been amazing, Murray Chass's head just might have exploded.

Hey great point. He DID wear performance enhancing eyewear, that CHEATING CHEAT.

There are two writers on the Internet who I like — you and Simmons. Everyone else I pretty much hate-read.

Me too! Just took a break from my Civil Procedure reading so I could agree with you. Now back to Pennoyer v. Neff. (Who the fuck is Pennoyer and who the fuck is Neff anyway???)

It always makes me laugh when writers on this site bash Bill Simmons. I mean I couldn't even get through the missive that was written about him here because it was completely unreadable. Simmons can still write a 9,000 word column on the Red Sox or the NBA (and I barely even watch the NBA) and I can pretty much…

I wholeheartedly recommend giving it a shot if you are single. And it's much better now that it is a mainstream thing. Used to be you were kind of a weirdo if you did this shit. Like when I was doing it in 1999/2000...it was like my secret shame. And back then, it was rare that you would even see a picture of the…

"Trolling" is completely used up now.

graduated in 04, have been stuck in Texas ever since and haven't even been back to visit. Great school, I really miss it.