Apparently he’s great in bed, which definitely helps, and he’s probably fairly personable and charming in person. So the honeymoon period of the relationship is great, and then his partner gets burned out on his bullshit, and then they split. Rinse, wash, repeat.

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

I mean, it’s clear here that Old Navy is responsible for bringing in more people, on their own, without input from the show. It’s also worth noting that Tan France is a POC, so the idea that the SHOW was whitewashing is kind of ludicrous.

Mybe they won't be a bunch of narcs like Malia's classmates.

Aretha was notorious throughout her career, well before her final illness, for being financially “different” from other performers: payment in cash before performances, the purse always by her side, and a nasty habit of stiffing contractors (it’s a rich person thing, apparently; certainly the current occupant of the…

Hi, Florida Native here (from Tallahassee by way of Jacksonville Beach) and weirdly, alligators do climb fences all the time. We used to live along the canal and they’d climb up (or push under) our fence to get into our pool. Where they promptly died due to the chlorine.

But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

It’s the most common first name in the world.

I think Liam has to  hook up with Brody to complete the spouse-swapping square and who knows, maybe find happiness finally

Stfu biophobic bigot.

Yup. Maybe I’m cynical, but I start looking for trouble when a couple that had before seemed like they’d be happy just cohabiting forever (see also: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) finally gets married. Not because I think marriage changes their relationship, but because I suspect a wedding is sometimes used as a way…

Yes, yes, all bi-people are just faking it for attention. Thank you for this very modern and fresh take that is not at all homophobic.

Now let me discuss some of my favorite Liam Hemsworth roles: <FILE NOT FOUND>

Except these movies are typically not filmed “as a movie” since they are this point a saga. It’s completely reasonable that she’s just shown up to set to film a scene with RDJ or Jon Favreau over a day or two and that’s it, without really knowing what movie it was for.

Shrug. It takes two to get divorced. If I had to hazard a guess, Liam is hardly the victim in this. My memory is kinda foggy but wasn’t some of their previous breakups because he was cheating on her?

Although there is a lot to criticize Goopy on, her inability to remember who her coworkers are is less about her and more about how many Avengers movies there are. Seriously, there are so many comic book movies out there that they’re all running together, and the market is saturated*. I hope that bubble bursts before…

Well that’s close-minded! She was German-American, and it was (quite famously, mind you) pronounced “Mar-Lay-Nah,” crabby.

After HOW many dating breakups and HOW long of a delay before they FINALLY got married, who didn’t see this coming?

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

Yeah, I think that was the point, that Miley saying that her marriage was modern and new would make Dietrich and her gang of open-marriage modernes* laugh.

These two are just exhausting. My prediction is that they will make up/ break up at least 2 more times, Liam will marry a non-industry woman and have loads of kids. Miley will have lots of antics and be basic “edgy”. Both will cheat on their partners. The rest of the world will be increasingly disinterested.