Ding ding ding, we have a winner folks. I guarantee you there was infidelity involved. Tree trimmings aren’t “tackled out of nowhere” worthy. Coming home to seeing the smug asshole that fucked your wife? Yeah, that’s worth a six-rib breaking tackle.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

This look has been done to death!

<<== has a rack

RIGHT? remember when that was the girl uniform, and the boy uniform was distressed/embellished denim with an un-tucked striped button-down? REMEMBER THOSE DARK TIMES?

Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I mean Dubya* relied on Cheney to run everything, and that worked out great for everyone.

Hard to believe that post-douchebag Jess would still be single and pining over Rory. That boy would have moved on.

I want to see more reporting on Senators who get elected and then do nothing for their entire term. People are telling me this happens all the time. 

Looking to Germany for a means to deal with a fascist Cheeto Voldemort?

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

Mother Theresa, she was just tremendous, she was a very good friend of mine. A lot of people are saying she would be on the trail stumping for me if she hadn’t died and become a saint but I don’t know that’s just what people say. That woman would never have gained any weight. No matter what she was doing and I…

I literally still can’t listen to the Dean scream because it still breaks my heart. TOO SOON.

My uncle used to tease my cousin when we were kids by saying “_____ is the kind of kid that gets out of the shower to pee”. To imply he was square.