Who's shittier, King for doing this, or fly by night app developers putting "candy" in the app names to try to get some downloads by confused people? King, I guess, but I sort of see where they're coming from.

I drank Cuervo because I was in high school, and you drank whatever you could get.

Not really embarrassing, but I once drank about the same quantity of Jose Cuervo gold at a friend's house back in high school. I don't really remember much, but I apparently played insane metal bass solos all night on my friend's older brother's equipment and got this reputation around school that I was some bass…

I've been listening to EPMD all morning on youtube, does that count?

I have a wife large with twins—which is a good thing, because my resolution for 2014 was indeed "whatever it takes". Regardless, you may want to call the police just in case.

I licky boom boom down?

I really, really had to fight the urge to make a tool-based mom joke here, but I'm having kids this year and need to mature. So good luck on your interview, fellow functioning member of society.

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

I'm so happy you're back.

Shouldn't we convert ml up to liters when we're talking about Costco sized bottles?

You missed the most important part about getting the money.

The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
Alkaline Trio - Madam Me
Nirvana - Milk It
Pixies - No. 13 Baby
Morning Again - Murder You Call War

I'd date a farmer, that's not a tough row to hoe.

Fuck yes. http://youtu.be/PGmZW3VTOCE

I think that was 1996.

I still love them, but they have certainly gone off in a bit of a different direction since their early stuff.

I hope to God that story is true, it's great.

I usually went to 25 Ta Life shows solely for Rick's merch table. I wonder how he makes money now.

They're probably the best live band I've ever seen, and I must have seen them 20 times or so over the years.

I guess the Night's Watch that should have saved us would have been the Goth kids?