LOLOLOLOLLLOLLERCOASTERS.

One weird trick doctors don't want you to know.

You're probably sorting it by song title.

Motherfucker is pretty easily the worst song on here, so don't worry.

Nice… Needs a checkbox to select whether the film has boobs though.

Aces High from Live After Death is the best example I can think of of a song that is infinitely better live.

Remember when Jeff Hanneman of Slayer died and the Grammys didn't say shit? Well I do.

For fucks sake, I was going to get a babysitter and everything. But nooooo, somebody's too good for Texas.

Akinyele, "Put It In My Mouth"

*Me worth a thousand cookies. If you're going to do it, do it right.

I call that outsourcing.

I haven't been around much lately, but even under the new regime I can't imagine there's much of a future with this gimmick.

"Unlawful possession of retail or library theft instruments."

No, that's legally binding.

I was talking about India Indians the whole time!

Theft by unlawful taking? Is there another kind of theft? Theft by Indian giving?

You missed the best part. Deliver high fives. Deliver high fives.

I thought Ali Shaheed wasn't there that day, am I imagining that?

If you really think about it, "I Cum Blood" is pretty much about renewable energy.

I mean, taste is subjective and all, but you don't even like Deep Space 9mm? http://youtu.be/4Yjhpp22ygs El-P is the one musical act that, in my opinion, has never made a bad song.