Jesus. That may actually be the most offensive video I have ever seen.

This will be fun.

And now that Benny Hill song will be in my head for the rest of the weekend.  Fantastic.

What if oxygen is like totally poisonous, but like takes 80 years to kill us?

I remember LT wrestling, but I don't remember against who.

I did a standard Pumpkin Ale last year using only the spice, but I do believe I will put some real pumpkin (possibly canned, we'll see) in the mash this year.

I've been on a sour kick myself lately, but I'm not really looking to attempt to brew one at home.  I have a simple Octoberfest fermenting as we speak, going to try a pumpkin stout next I think.

Do you remember the woman who had a chimpanzee that ripped off the face of one of her friends?  And how the 911 call she made was all over the news for a month?  Yeah, I like to imitate both the woman and the 911 dispatcher from that call.

Blame Disqus.

Last I heard he said it will never be 100%, but he feels the best he's felt in years and it's not going to impede his play at all.

Don't Ever Punch A Rockstar.  I mean, I didn't read it, but the author famously knocked out Danzig for the whole internet to see, so it's got to be up there.

Hockey is the best sport, but you're a Devils fan, so fuck you anyway!

More rappers need to use the phrase "belly button hole."

All of the above?

Go to the store and get me a fucking 40 before I smack the shit out you, man
Word up, while you're at it go to the freezer, get a steak man, for your eye

Finally drank that Pliny the Elder that was sitting in my fridge for a few weeks.  It was a great IPA, but I don't know if it was the best beer in the world.  At the end of the day, I find a good stout or porter to be more exciting that a good IPA.

NFL - NY Giants (Houston Texans are my second team these days, sorry Jets)
NHL - NY Rangers.
College - I guess University of Houston since it's local.
WWE - Does Bam Bam Bigelow count or do they have to be active?

Weezer - No Other One
Megadeth - Blood Of Heroes
Sonic Youth - Trilogy: A) The Wonder
Apsci - Cherubic
RjD2 - Ghostwriter

I have five episodes left of Avatar:The Last Airbender, I will try to finally finish it this weekend.

Oh whatever, I'm in.