<b>like this</b>

What seemed like a thousand tiny hands (though in truth there were only two) extended from his arms. They were sparsely knuckled, punctuated only by the occasional thumb or forefinger jutting up like a lighthouse from a handy sea.

Oh look, she made the front page.

I'm not saying that it isn't good, but what made you think of adding salt to your coffee for the first time?  Seems like a random thing to try.

*raises hand*

No, let's hear it.  Unless @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus doesn't want us hijacking his thread.

Wasn't there a website that you could upload your picture to and it would do this via facial recognition software?

"What if the whole world farted at once?"

I like that One Day As A Lion EP, I feel like it kind of flew under the radar.

I went to the Summer Slaughter tour here in Houston this weekend past, and goddamn, there is a lot of terribad shit out there.  I mean, I know taste is a very subjective thing, but I can't see any reason in the world to enjoy Periphery.

Sounds like some teacher has stock in Crayola.

My wife's out of town, so sure.  Half 7 sounds British, so that would be 1:30pm my time.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

I used to visit the Onion regularly, and sometimes click the link from there.  Now, it's reversed.  I hardly ever visit the Onion anymore.

Morrissey - Hold On To Your Friends
Bad Religion - Bored And Extremely Dangerous
Fugazi - Bulldog Front
Culture - Silence Surrounds
Slayer - Jesus Saves (Live)

I just had to Wikipedia "Middle Age" to see if it really started at 35.  Most definitions seem to have it starting at 40-45.  Thank god, because I felt really fucking old for a second.

My favorite Alkaline Trio song is "Raddio."

I'm mildly OK with The Crane Wife.  Nothing else ever really did much for me, but I don't find any of it particularly offensive.

Too close to the "No Diggity" artists, I'd imagine.

Oh my God, we're Bach again!